Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Just sayin' ...

Someday, I will find myself at a party, making small talk with some guy I've never met before but who knows the hosts, and I'll ask him what he does for a living.

"I design packaging," he'll say. "Just as an example, I designed the packages for Shop-n-Save Deli Style Cheeses."

And then I will brain him with the nearest heavy, blunt object.

I've probably spent more time trying to get the goddamn things open than I have eating what's in them.

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